Monday Morning Smile

Let’s lighten things up around here.

The following was published in my local police blotter. Yes folks, I live in a high crime area.

A [] husband supposedly still in bed with his sleeping wife called 911 Friday morning to report a burglar.
The burglar turned out to be his wife, who was baking cookies.
A [] Police sergeant said the 26-year-old man called 911 about 7 a.m. to report that he heard noises in the downstairs area of the couple’s home [].
Troopers[] responded to the call, which was dispatched as a burglary of an occupied resident, to find a woman in the kitchen area.
The troopers contacted the 25-year-old woman who told them her name and that she lived in the home.
The troopers contacted the husband and asked him to check on his “sleeping wife.”
When he checked, he discovered it was not his wife sharing the marital bed but a pile of clothing, the police sergeant said